as a baby i was bald, had a drooling problem, and was quite fat. i was so round, i was unable to lift myself enough to crawl, so i invented a way of scooting myself around on my tushie.  despite being the “fat one”, it was my sister who used to eat butter like it was an ice pop.

luckily i learned to walk, and got that drool under control. and my sister now eats crackers with her butter…so…slight improvement there. good job sissy!

* video courtesy of my friend, grumpy.